Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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