His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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