Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just had sex on a roof
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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