can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I look better un-naked...
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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