got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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