Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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