U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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