at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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