I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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