ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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