Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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