drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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