you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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