Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Randomize
