I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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