I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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