Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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