is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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