i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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