meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
