Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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