They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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