What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
