Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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