Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Couch. On fire.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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