I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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