idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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