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Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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