you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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