is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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