Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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