My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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