My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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