i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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