The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
