we're chasing vodka with high fives
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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