I just saw a hot homeless man
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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