my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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