Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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