bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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