dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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