There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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