So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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