Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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