I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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