If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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