One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize