im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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