you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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