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dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
did you just send me my own nude
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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