we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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