your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
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