we're blogging at a bar
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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