how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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