That's intense
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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