Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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